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History – a mystery?
Not really, at least not to me
Stuff that happened through the years
Incidents, a vale of tears
He said that, she did this
But did they ever stop to piss?
And if so when and in what?
A pewter tankard or coffee pot?
Show me shoes, and vests, and pants
I care not a jot for Royal rants
I want to know the minor facts
To hell with all political facts.